Regarding Eps 09+

 Chris an adorable

Starting from Ep 09, we'll likely be releasing a bit later than we had been. On the timetable of the Ep 02 release. Why? Because some of us have a life(read: work) and since football season is now upon us in glorious MURRKUH, I'll likely be staying late at work and/or the shop won't be empty enough for me to get a start on shit at work.

Oh, and we have a new QC(Node: Now two QCs strong!), a friend from prior groups, and a shitty circus freak, Klownzie. I would let him say something here, but he has decided sleep is more important and is a giant faggot. <3 Welcome him, be nice to him, and proceed to blame him for any fuckups.

<klaxa> so this also means i can actually sleep during the night between saturday and sunday?

Then again we could be late because
>HS in charge of releasing on time

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Dat doujin. Side tail, stockings Shinobu is tied with glasses Shinobu for best Shinobu.

Anywho, HS finally released, so now we get to finally release. Woo!

And here's this week staff chan:

<klaxa> forks, what the fuck is with that shuriken btw?
<albel727> yeah, I've been wondering too
<forks> it's baus m8, u wanna fite?
<klaxa> fite me irl
<klaxa> come at me br0
* forks takes off his hat
* klaxa kicks forks fedora
<klaxa> *forks'
* klaxa stomps on said fedora
<forks> thats a genuine player's flat-bill fittit son
<forks> gonna rek u
<klaxa> it's still a fedora, only fags wear fedoras
<klaxa> fedora is also a meh distribution
* klaxa sets mode -Oo forks
* klaxa sets mode +q forks
<forks> http://www.therongwebsite.com/site/sites/default/files/imagecache/product_full/IMG_0700.JPG
<klaxa> huehuehue

And the result of our QC being MIA cuz we're late this week:

<klaxa> hey DK
<klaxa> DK you thar?
<klaxa> hey DK
<klaxa> DKThias
<DKThias> I am here
<DKThias> Why art thou asking
<klaxa> you wanna QC?
<klaxa> :>
* DKThias is now known as DKThias|LoL
<DaBear> wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
<klaxa> :(
<DKThias|LoL> :>
<klaxa> D:

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klaxa edit: And like just way too often I am abandoned by my helpers. If there are any mistakes, blame DaBear, forks or our Siberian ice queen.

About Ep 08

Yes, we're doing it. No, HS still hasn't released. Worst case scenario, I'll have to do a full TL and cry myself to sleep. It'll get done before the next ep one way or another, but I will procrastinate a full TL in hopes of a script showing up until the last goddamn minute. Now calm down and enjoy the delicious Koneko.

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So here's ep 7. HS released ep 6 yesterday, so I'll probably get my part done Sunday or Monday, and after that you can blame klaxa and spoons-kun.

I swear this Daisuki script is pretty decent most of the time, but they manage to completely botch 2-3 lines each script, whether from wording or a godawful TL.

Follow up from last weeks in the staff chan:

<albel727> lol, forks you son of a bitch
<forks> lolo
<forks> now, don't get at me with that ice queen bit of yours honey
<forks> i know that deep inside, you love me
<albel727> w
<albel727> ok ok, you got me

Node, promoting love between Siberian Ice Queens and Murrkins since 2013.

Oh, and go download Barcode Kanojo for your phone and scan shit. Be warned, US products give you brown girls about 95% of the time.

And just for shits and giggles, my reaction to Oreimo ending as I watched

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>implying you wouldn't

also,

>tfw the lead singer of WHITE ASH(who does the OP for Gatchaman) looks identical to RuiRui

Anywho, so uh, about this weeks episode Seems it's a recap. And by recap I mean literally a shortened version of Nekomonogatari Kuro. So we're assuming you saw that, if you didn't, go watch it. We're going to go ahead and take the night off since it's a complete waste to do it, also we still have no script, so we're not staying up to the wee hours of the morning waiting. Yes, we'll get it done for the batch. If we get motivated we may even have it out before next week, which SPOILER ALERT: is going to be another recap... probably. But this all hinges on if we get a script, because like hell I'm doing a full TL of this just for shits and giggles when perfectly acceptable UTW subs exist.

And here's this week's staff chan feature:

<DaBear> >still no script
<DaBear> jesus they're not actually doing it tonight
<DaBear> and now im worried
<DaBear> they may not do it for a recap
<DaBear> and i REALLY dont want to have to do a full TL
<forks> maybe you can bribe albel727 to help
<forks> DaBear, albel is actually a hot blonde from east siberia
<forks> knows japanese like.. regionally and shit you know?
<Aesop> blonde from siberia, yeah
<forks> ice queen
<DaBear> lol
<DaBear> >east siberia
<DaBear> >blonde
<klaxa> fucking what
<klaxa> it's fucking nekomonogatari
<klaxa> wtf
<DaBear> >not remaining mongol
<klaxa> SHAFT
<DaBear> lol
<DaBear> someone said that earlier
<DaBear> im really wondering if HS does this
<DaBear> because its a recap
<DaBear> also i would laugh my ass off if the next three weeks were neko
<forks> is it really nekomonogatari kuro?
<forks> the fuck
<klaxa> so far it seemed like it
<klaxa> DaBear, daisuki is delaying
<klaxa> not HS apparently
<klaxa> but on the other hand i can't view anything on daisuki
<klaxa> you run windows, no? can you try?
<forks> their shit is probably jacked up, across the board
<forks> some content server somewhere caught fire and there are technicians running around with fire extinguishers
<DaBear> lolwut
<DaBear> did they really
<forks> i'm just joking/guessing
<DaBear> if so, oh well, we'll be late too, not that it matters
<klaxa> we can just say: "lol go watch nekomonogatari again and wait a few weeks
<DaBear> is it really the first 30mins of kuro?
<forks> "maybe we'll put it in the batch"
<DaBear> lolololol
<DaBear> yes
<DaBear> lets take a week off
<DaBear> ill make the laziness post on the blog
<Aesop> recap episode looks like
<forks> it's apparently the shit from bakemonogatari, where they first find the white cat
<klaxa> cut and pasted nekomonogatari black
<klaxa> that's what it is
<Aesop> so entire story of tsubasa in an episode
<DaBear> lol
<DaBear> alright
<DaBear> so uhh
<klaxa> i compared the raw with UTW's nekomonogatari subs
<DaBear> lets just say fuck it
<klaxa> if you sync it up correctly, you get the same shit except for some audio stuff

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Moe~

The Daisuki script this week was surprisingly not as bad as usual. Well....save for the line of horror. The fifth spoken line. Its been a long time since I've seen a TL that bad(yes, even the register thing from last week wasn't as bad as this). Straight up Hadena level shit.

Delays this week brought to you by: WE NOW HAVE A GODDAMN QC. Everybody say hi to Aesoup, he's our new guy to blame if you find any errors.

Aesoup's space to eventually do an introduction: Apparently all he wants to say is: "poopsticks."